{"id":13,"date":"2005-03-16T09:35:46","date_gmt":"2005-03-16T09:35:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.garfnet.org.uk\/wordpress\/2005\/03\/16\/a-matter-of-record\/"},"modified":"2006-03-12T17:11:20","modified_gmt":"2006-03-12T17:11:20","slug":"a-matter-of-record","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/garfnet.org.uk\/wordpress\/2005\/03\/16\/a-matter-of-record\/","title":{"rendered":"A matter of record"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.<\/p>\n<p>Sleeping Beauty said, &#8220;I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Tom Thumb said, &#8220;I must be the smallest person in the world.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Quasimodo said, &#8220;I absolutely <em>have <\/em>to be the ugliest person in the world.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>They all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records in London to have their claims verified.<\/p>\n<p>Sleeping Beauty went first and came out looking deliriously happy. &#8220;It&#8217;s official! I <em>AM <\/em>the most beautiful girl in the world!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphantly shouting, &#8220;I am officially the smallest person in the world.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Sometime later, Quasimodo came out looking confused and asked plaintifly, &#8220;Who is Camilla Parker Bowles?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day. Sleeping Beauty said, &#8220;I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world.&#8221; Tom Thumb said, &#8220;I must be the smallest person in the world.&#8221; Quasimodo said, &#8220;I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world.&#8221; They all decided to &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/garfnet.org.uk\/wordpress\/2005\/03\/16\/a-matter-of-record\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;A matter of record&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke","category-weblog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/garfnet.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/garfnet.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/garfnet.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/garfnet.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/garfnet.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/garfnet.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/garfnet.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/garfnet.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/garfnet.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}