{"id":19,"date":"2005-09-29T00:12:48","date_gmt":"2005-09-29T00:12:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.garfnet.org.uk\/wordpress\/2005\/09\/29\/wales_poem\/"},"modified":"2006-06-27T23:01:58","modified_gmt":"2006-06-27T23:01:58","slug":"wales_poem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/garfnet.org.uk\/wordpress\/2005\/09\/29\/wales_poem\/","title":{"rendered":"My poem about wales"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">Sorry if this offends any Welsh people out      there, but this needs be said, preferably in the style of Richard Burton      reading Dylan Thomas&#8217;s Under Milkwood, on a grey wet Welsh sort of day. In      fact, the inimitable Mr G actually was <em>inspired<\/em> to write this poem      after spending a rainy day in Holyhead and discussing the matter with some      very disgruntled young locals. When asked what it was like living in      Holyhead, all at once they chanted, &#8220;Bloody &#8216;orrible! We can&#8217;t wait to grow      up &#038; leave!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Got some great pictures of Holyhead      and the Menai Bridge though.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<hr \/>\n<p><strong>Grim, grey, grimy &#038; grim,<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s the Wales that I lived in.<br \/>\nSkies grey &#038; black, deep dark bible black.<br \/>\nNo bloody wonder I don&#8217;t want to go back!<\/strong><strong><font size=\"4\"><br \/>\n<\/font><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sorry if this offends any Welsh people out there, but this needs be said, preferably in the style of Richard Burton reading Dylan Thomas&#8217;s Under Milkwood, on a grey wet Welsh sort of day. In fact, the inimitable Mr G actually was inspired to write this poem after spending a rainy day in Holyhead and &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/garfnet.org.uk\/wordpress\/2005\/09\/29\/wales_poem\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;My poem about wales&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spoof","category-weblog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/garfnet.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/garfnet.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/garfnet.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/garfnet.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/garfnet.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/garfnet.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/garfnet.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/garfnet.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/garfnet.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}