{"id":29,"date":"2007-10-13T11:00:13","date_gmt":"2007-10-13T11:00:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.garfnet.org.uk\/wordpress\/2007\/10\/13\/a-small-accident\/"},"modified":"2007-10-13T11:00:13","modified_gmt":"2007-10-13T11:00:13","slug":"a-small-accident","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/garfnet.org.uk\/wordpress\/2007\/10\/13\/a-small-accident\/","title":{"rendered":"A small accident"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had a small car accident the other day. I drove the goosemobile into the back of someone else&#8217;s car at some traffic lights. Little bloke, less than one metre tall got out of the other car, banged on my window and shouted, &#8220;<em><strong>I&#8217;M NOT HAPPY!<\/strong><\/em>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I wound down the window, looked down at him and asked, &#8220;<em><strong>Sorry mate, which one are you then?<\/strong><\/em>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">\ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a small car accident the other day. I drove the goosemobile into the back of someone else&#8217;s car at some traffic lights. Little bloke, less than one metre tall got out of the other car, banged on my window and shouted, &#8220;I&#8217;M NOT HAPPY!&#8221; I wound down the window, looked down at him &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/garfnet.org.uk\/wordpress\/2007\/10\/13\/a-small-accident\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;A small accident&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke","category-weblog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/garfnet.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/garfnet.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/garfnet.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/garfnet.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/garfnet.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/garfnet.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/garfnet.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/garfnet.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/garfnet.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}