{"id":38,"date":"2008-12-25T00:01:44","date_gmt":"2008-12-25T00:01:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.garfnet.org.uk\/wordpress\/2008\/12\/25\/nowhere-absolutely-nowhere-my-new-record-is-out\/"},"modified":"2008-12-25T03:56:31","modified_gmt":"2008-12-25T03:56:31","slug":"nowhere-absolutely-nowhere-my-new-record-is-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/garfnet.org.uk\/wordpress\/2008\/12\/25\/nowhere-absolutely-nowhere-my-new-record-is-out\/","title":{"rendered":"Nowhere, Absolutely Nowhere &#8211; my new record is out!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\"><object width=\"200\" height=\"300\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/fpdownload.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=7,0,0,0\" align=\"middle\"><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\" \/><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/widgets.jamendo.com\/en\/album\/?album_id=37221&#038;playertype=2008&#038;refuid=525713\" \/><param name=\"quality\" value=\"high\" \/><param name=\"bgcolor\" value=\"#FFFFFF\" \/><embed src=\"http:\/\/widgets.jamendo.com\/en\/album\/?album_id=37221&#038;playertype=2008&#038;refuid=525713\" quality=\"high\" wmode=\"transparent\" bgcolor=\"#FFFFFF\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" align=\"middle\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" pluginspage=\"http:\/\/www.macromedia.com\/go\/getflashplayer\">&nbsp;<\/embed>&nbsp;<\/object><\/div>\n<p>Actually it&#8217;s a bit crap really. In fact, you&#8217;d almost certainly prefer to listen to something else. But all my imaginary friends like it. In fact quite a few of them make guest appearances on the record. And I released it just in time for Christmas!<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><b>Honk! Honk!<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;&nbsp; Actually it&#8217;s a bit crap really. In fact, you&#8217;d almost certainly prefer to listen to something else. But all my imaginary friends like it. In fact quite a few of them make guest appearances on the record. And I released it just in time for Christmas! Honk! Honk!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,4,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joke","category-spoof","category-weblog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/garfnet.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/garfnet.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/garfnet.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/garfnet.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/garfnet.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/garfnet.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/garfnet.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/garfnet.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/garfnet.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}